Judge Judy Rocks!!!

Okay, I realize I have an obsession, but it's okay Celia only encourages it! This is so awesome..none of you should be jealous...It's only a picture...much love to Celia for getting that for me..I guess she was tired of me bitching about it!!! Judge Judy gave me her best!!!

Had a great weekend, Celia visited, although Catdog and Sadie got the boot from the bed because Molly was being a hog....how can a 5 pound dog be a hog you say? She just is...she takes over and my kids couldn't get any sleep....they napped all afternoon..

I sending my check bitches tomorrow morning for the shows...i screwed up the font and don't know how to fix it just right now so live with it....i forgot to get 2 cent stamps while i was out today, so i'm spending an extra 39 cent stamp to get it to you guys....i paid 78 cents to send you the check...might as well be fed ex at those prices...lol

long week ahead....I have some cute pictures of the children I will post this week. Muuuuaaahhhh....miss you guys!!

Ahhh this is my life working in th ghetto!

I posted Celia's blog and have to say, she is quite ambitious! If I would have known she was replacing a light fixture, I would have 9-1-1 on speed dial..but she did it good for her! I would have love to seen her running from the wasp, arms flailing, picking up the dog and barricading herself in the bathroom. That's funny.

My bitches in Jersey sending me pictures of all their money they won on Saturday night, YOU better be saving that money...lucky bitches

Tracy answer me this, I bought a scratch off "texas hold em" lottery ticket. My two cards were 7 and 6 of hearts, I was playing against Queen spades and Queen clubs...community cards were 4 hearts, 5 spades, queen hearts, 4 diamonds and 3 diamonds...So had a straight right? The other cards only had three of a kind...doesn't a straight beat 3 of a kind? I take it to cash it in and the lady tells me it's not a winner? What should I do? This is why I don't play poker..too complicated.

Celia's Blog

A first in my homeownership skills! I changed the light on my porch! The old one didn't work and was rusted and ugly. So, I spent about 45 min at the store looking at lights and trying to pick one out. I finally found a not-so-expensive one that had the energy star and is motion sensored. Then I left the isle cause I wasn't going to buy it. (unnecessary expense) Once I got all the other stuff I needed (I'm going to remove the popcorn from my ceiling-that will be another story), I realized it was under $10 and the gift cert I had was worth more, so I went and grabbed the light.
Got home, took the old one apart and noticed a bunch of cracks above my exterior door frame. I'll need to get caulking for that. Something flew out of it at me, but I was busy untwisting wires and trying not to electricute myself. Putting the new one on was relatively simple and when I flipped the switch, I was estatic to find it working! In my excitement, I didn't hear the buzzing behind me. It was a wasp! I ran inside before it could sting me and retrieved my wasp spray. Back outside, I sprayed in all the holes above my door, only to find out the wasp wasn't in there anymore. So, I'm captive inside at the moment, hoping the pissed off wasp will go away so I can go to the store for more spray (used it all ) and caulk.
In any case, here's my new light!!!

Mexican Birthday Party!!!!

Oh my~ Celia got her Mexican groove on last night...."Margarita please....margarita please.....margarita please..." hah hahahhah she had a great time! I had to keep her out of grandma's double shower head bathroom, she kept trying to drag me in there! Hello? I'm the bartender....I'm a busy girl...don't have time to go the shower now !!! Hahahahhaha

I don't have time tonight to get all the pictures up..I promise this week....Crazy thunderstorm rolling through today....Celia grabbed her bitch bag and ran out with Molly to get home to beat it...she got there okay...

Something happened to my sunglasses last night at the party....my Oakley wire framed (read $$$$) glasses are gone......uggghhh I'm trying to save my money for my vacation and I'm gonna end up having to buy new sunglasses that friggin sucks....I do take care of my eyes and sunglasses are a necessity here, besides it keeps me from getting really bad crows feet around my eyes at 40! LOL

I'm going to be working Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat and Sun this week...another drag ass week.

Celia and I came back from getting the newspaper this morning....such a simple life...walking in the house I tell her...I wish it was September or October and she says why? Hurricane season?...I say no..I would be getting ready to watch the Buccaneers game on a Sunday. I love football..

To end this....what if....your best friend from high school (not now) told you that she was sleeping with her step-father....would that disturb you?

Catdog is getting comfortable in his new look, he is currently locked in the garage. I'm doing laundry and he didn't want to come in the house...so in the dark he is!

I worked my movie detail today..it started at 7 am, I watched some movies I own...didn't have time to make it blockbuster yesterday. I watched As good as it gets with Helen Hunt...she is a hottie. Now the funny part...I started watching this lesbian movie "Go Fish"...I saw it many years ago and Celia had left it over here. So, here I am sitting on the side of the road watching and some naked sex scenes are playing on the screen....no big deal....but the flagman had stopped traffic and cars were stopped next to me....I'm not really sure if people can see my computer screen and I look out my window and there is mom in her soccer van and her kid in the front seat both staring at me, I'm like "Oh Shit!" did she see that a sex scene was on and wondering WTF? I casually lean forward like stretching to block the screen from her view.....I waited for her to call in a complaint, it didn't happen yet. I decide I can't watch this movie anymore and pull out the movie "Monster" about Aileen Wournos the lesbian serial killer, I remembered there were sex scenes in that but nothing like "Go Fish".....I wasn't going to deny watching a movie just lie about which one I was watching....LOL

Lisa moved out of Yvette's house yesterday and surprisingly (not really) I get a text message from Yvette letting me know her new cell px and "not to be a stranger"...i laughed and didn't respond.

I sent Celia a text today asking what she was doing, she tells me she about to start an autopsy on a decomposed body.....I text her later and tell her to talk dirty to me and she tells me the guy was green and really stunk bad.....not what I had in mind but oh well.

Going to mom's house in the morning to drop off party stuff and then work tomorrow and thursday. Friday I will be shopping for liquor and food for the party. I will try to keep you guys updated and hopefully on Sunday have the pictures up on Kodak Gallery.....too much bandwidth to do it here.

I caught the last few minutes of Oprah today she had the gay Mcgreevey's wife on, what an ass that guy was and is.

I'm gonna finish the laundry and get in the bed for another round of citizen stupidiness.....Miss you guys..130 days...Let me know when you guys buy the show tickets....I want you to get paid to be my bitches right away!!!

Pussy Pictures!!!!

I really don't know where to start...Catdog is half the man he used to be....I call it a Catdog Extreme Makeover!!!!

Much thanks to Celia for spending so much time cutting the pussy!

I went shopping today, got some real margarita glasses!!! Went to Party City and got some cool stuff for the party this weekend...it's gonna be cool,,,

The second pinata arrived today...along with the stick to hit it with....weapons I like weapons...LOL...

Celia makes up shit when she comes and visits....she said I talk in my sleep...I say bullshit...I have never talked in my sleep....please don't spread rumors...(and don't talk to me in my sleep...it wakes me up) LOL

WHERE'S THE D--O-G!!!! WHERE'S THE D-O-G????

131 Days left...oh my....I can't wait to tear up Las VegAS!!!

Quick post

I'm tired....pussy was shaved.....will post pictures tomorrow. Is it really only 132 days until Vegas???

6 days to Birthday/Cinco De Party...mmmmm I wonder what kind of drama will come out of that..

Miss all of you guys...

No donuts...that sucks

I'm so tired

My drive to afford Las Vegas is kicking my ass right now! For the monthly totals, I have worked 56 hours of overtime for April! My dog is beginning not to recognize me and I am forgetting her name! During most of those times, I am thinking about Vegas and how much this work is worth it....

I haven't taken any pictures this week....been too busy...tomorrow my dear friend Celia is coming over to.....shave....the.....pussy...you dirty minded bitches...she is going to give Catdog a haircut...it usually takes me a week. You know what he looks like without a shave, but tomorrow should be interesting...will get the pictures up when she is finished! (Might take a month!)

Molly is getting a haircut too! But she is too easy...cute little biting bitch!

It is AFRICA HOT here right now...it's only April and sweaty thighs in polyester is not a good thing! There is something very wrong when your underwear is soaked and it's not from pee! If it wasn't from sweat or pee....you shouldn't have underwear on :) Gross, gross, gross...when I feel the sweat running down my legs (with my polyester pants not soaking it up) into my socks....it 100% sucks.

I was watching my favorite show tonight JUDGE JUDY and she said something that made me bust outloud laughing......she is dealing with this Brooklyn kid and he won't shut up so she throws him out.....she's yelling..."I got better things to do (tapping her watch) I gotta get home...Judge Judy is on!" I saved that episode...that was great....tell me it about Judge Judy...but I got TIVO.....

Big party coming up next weekend...should be interesting....my alcoholic aunt is in town and things aren't peachy with mom. Will tell the story later...

I'm going to bed...be good...I miss you all!

Duck nest became a crime scene!

Came home last night and the duck nest had been invaded. If you click on the pictures, it enlarges the image.

The duck is gone, there were three eggs left in the nest and I counted 4 broken and empty shells. There is one that is outside the nest that is broken but not eaten. I don't know if someone or something got to it, probably a raccoon or possum. So I will not be having any baby ducks. That sucks!

Woke up this morning and it appears that I'm getting a cold. Sneezing, runny nose and my sinuses are about to explode.

Tomorrow is Celia's Birthday....you will half way to 52!

I'm going to take some cold medicine and go to sleep. Hope you all have a good weekend!

Duck...gonna have more ducks!

Here is my nesting duck. Great, I got another mouth to feed around here!! I'll keep you up to date on Mama Duck.

Update on the Grandma drama, my mom went and saw her yesterday, she is only drinking water, no eating or medications, but her vitals are okay. She was able to hold a conversation for 10 minutes and she goes into la la land. She said she was going on a cruise out of Tampa and was pissed off that the schedule had changed......?????..oooookkkkkkaaaayyyyy.

The Virgina Tech shootings are so sad. What is wrong with people? I seriously think that things will only get worse. You send your kids to college so that they can take care of their parents when they get older and have a happy life, I feel so bad for those parents.

In response to those comments on my previous posts:

Celia was lucky, I went to the monthly grocery visit just a few days before and I was off that medicine that made me eat everything. LOL As far as cooking goes, it's not worth it for one person, but worth it for her (I didn't eat). Did I mention that Celia cleaned the kitchen?? Only because it was a wreck, so she worked for her food! LOL Dessert????? She was offered a Drumstick ice cream cone, but declined......don't go there Tracy and Cathy......

I work the next three days and I will be off this weekend. Celia will be at her sister's house to celebrate her 26 years!!!! Sadie is older than her....LOL

You like my duck?.....you kinky headed honkys!!!!!

The picture doesn't lie!!!

HAHAHAHA where do I start? Please note the day and time on my cell phone in the picture!! Love you girls!!!!

I got a call from my mom last night. Grandma is on hospice, she is not doing well, not eating, refusing medication and the such, so the end may be near. She is worried about all the other stuff going on, like the drama with her sister after everything happens. The sister, if you don't know is a loser with a capital L. My grandfather had a large collection of guns, antique guns when he died, they all went to her......she pawned them....FUCKING PAWNED antique guns....and never got them out of pawn or the value that they were worth. LOSER My mom said she is trying to add her two cents in about grandmas healthcare.....she hasn't given a rat's ass in 3 years now you wanna say something? My mom is pretty bent out of shape, I told her not to worry about it, cut her a check (just like the pawn shop), make her sign a contract (just like the pawn shop) that she ain't get shit after this check.

I have to work all weekend, still haven't got paid from that construction company that I worked for 3 weeks ago. Now that sucks! I'm gonna burn up some phones tomorrow.

Our luck would have it, the opening Sunday of NFL football is the day Tracy, Cathy and I are going to Vegas. Tampa plays Seattle at 4:15, my plane leaves at 7:30, I won't get to watch all of the game:(.....on the other hand, those New Jersey bitches and their skank Eagles have a 1:00 game and will get to see their whole game....what a crock....Go Bucs, Eagles suck!

I was going to do yardwork today, but said screw it...Over the weekend I will post a picture of my front yard and my weeds.....LOL, won't be doing any yardwork this weekend...LOL

I hope you all have a great weekend!!!

TTFN

Don't eat pepperjack cheese and habanero doritos

I have to tell you, didn't get a chance to eat lunch today at work and stopped at the 7-11. I don't like their sandwiches, so I get a slab of pepperjack cheese, habanero doritos and a diet coke. I know it's bad, but I was hungry. I'm eating and then I felt like my stomach was going to explode....holy cow....sheesh...holy cow....do not eat these items in the same sitting. Gonna pay for that little bit of dietary decision.

Soooo, Tracy and Cathy had an uneventful Easter dinner....hahahhahahh....at least you got dinner, I had a whopper yesterday..hey....you know better now, that's what life if all about, don't go to relatives houses with so many kids running around like maniacs....that's why you don't have them.....stay with the birthday parties they are much easier to leave quickly without being rude...just saying....I told you bitches to call in sick. Poor Judy...she needs to be part of our compound.

How come no one has gotten me a Judge Judy autograph????

Sadie got a bath last night, her fur went from dingy gray to white...waited a little too long for that bath.

My most annoying part of the day (not bitching, just saying)...cell phone companies that can't deliver a text message on time.....are they crazy or retarded? Sorry Trace, I had no idea, just thought I would wake you up too.....but of course your shit was off. Lucky girl.

Poor Molly was an orphan this weekend, Celia has been a hard working woman. I'm going to steal her, at least on the weekends she is on call.

Happy Easter!!

It's always great to hear from the girls in Jersey, I wish I had sweet neighbors like you...mine steals water from me...what an ass...

Oh, I forgot to mention in the last blog with the picture of the giraffe and me...the REDHEAD holding the child is Celia's sister and the child is her niece, Anna. Talk about the milkman coming around...LOL....Celia's mom was getting some action....LOL....

Sadie got a bath tonight, so she is not a happy camper right now, but the spoiled bitch gets to sleep in a bed every night...

I was going to do yardwork today. I got some serious weeds growing, like 6 inches tall.....hahahhah screw it....the anal asshole next door has to look at it...I'm thinking....lo0k you turd..I can grow stuff without using water....I hope it pisses you off everyday...sucker....don't screw with a cop that lives next door...you dumbass....It doesn't bother me...if you and your little neighborhood nazi's sell, I'll fix it...until then look at it and get less for your house when you do sell it. I will live longer than you, out of spite...I promise.

I have to work the next three days, I will try to post a little something during that time.

To Celia:

I am serious about what we talked about last night. I can only hope that the good times we have shared will be even better in future and the not so good things will go away or at least be worked on. No drama here :)

Happy Easter bitches!!! I miss my peeps!

Ha hahahaha..My girl Celia has told me I need to lighten up my blog...I'm bitching too much...hahahhahhahhah bwwhahahah therefore..I added animal pictures to lighten up the blog.

My windshield is getting fixed tomorrow..i gotta go to Orlando myself for the asses to fix it under my supervision (no bitching there, just saying)

Vegas is only 155 days away, i am so EXCITED

CELIA'S CINCO DE MAYO BIRTHDAY PARTY IS: DUH...MAY 5, 2007 AT MOM'S HOUSE!!

So sorry the bitches from Jersey can't make it (they have to stay out of Atlantic City AND save their money for VEGAS), but 26 years old isn't a milestone, she'll have to wait...LOL

Celia won't answer her nextel right now, so, my question is what DVD are you talking about? The porn you let me borrow?

Talked with Tracy and Cathy last night and CATHY...so not the decision maker in the family says NEXT YEAR, coming to Florida to invade the beach condo...that's awesome....but even though vegas is insight....I will have to plan a January trip to Jersey..love those freezing ass winters you guys have.....plus the disappearing pussies you have....LOVE YA TIPPER AND PEANUT...only seen ya a few times, but oh well, who doesn't like pussies? LOL

I called to activate a credit card today that I swore I would never use again...but I wanted to work the bitch. I'm planning on using one card for the Vegas trip and want the lowest interest rate....this, sweet, young, (she wanted me) girl works out a 3.9% interest rate for me and tells me to call back before the trip to get a 1.9% interest rate on anything I do during the trip...I tell her thanks, she tells me that my current interest rate is, I almost shit my pants...17.99% because I haven't used the card in years...WTF...LESSON LEARNED.....CANCEL YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARDS IF YOU DON'T USE THEM!!!!

Here is the link to the condo for the week of Labor Day 2008....http://www.seagullbeachclub.com/

Today was a I ain't doing shit day, woke up, did my motherly duties...and went back to sleep and got up at noon.....went on the internet and surfed all day :)

I have a picture of me after I ACCIDENTLY discharged my Taser yesterday, I will post it tomorrow.

TTFN

Today is my only day off until next Tuesday, that really sucks. Anyway, my windshield cracked on the truck on Saturday. Today my f$#%^&* insurance company was supposed to send someone out today to replace it. They give me the bullshit 8-12 4 hour time frame, 12 comes around and no one has shown up. Here we go, I call...some dumb bitch in some call center somewhere says "We have no record for an appointment", well bitch here's my "referral" number...she finds it and I tell her when are they gonna show up...(she starts talking to someone else in her call center and I'm like excuse me and she says "i'm not talking to you". I'm like where is the guy who is supposed to fix my shit? She signs, says let me call and find out....puts me on hold.......................................................................oh he'll be there in 45 minutes, I say I got shit to do, I waited 4 hours already, reschedule me.....so not until next Tuesday will my shit get fixed....assholes....customer service sucks these days.

Anna Nicole died from a drug overdose......who would have thought? I thought she was only "acting" all those times we say her!

I'm having issues getting my Sergeant's project together. I don't have a word processing program on my computer, I'm cheap, they're expensive. I have pictures that I took that I need to photoshop, guess what. don't have that program either. Talking to my mom and she says, oh I just bought a new laptop and I'm having it setup with Windows 2007. I'm like, yessssss, I'll use her shit, she's like, it's not loaded yet, they have to send it to me. OH FUCK, my shit has to be at the printer by Tuesday, I don't push it....you don't push Lynn. She's like why?, I tell her and said nevermind, I'll go get some construction paper and glitter for my project. She starts laughing and says "your so stupid" ha ha hah ahahaha I know it, get your computer loaded.

I'm getting a new gun on Monday for work, a Sig Sauer .357. Ahhhh, I don't give a shit, never used the thing before....LOL....

Yesterday, I go to this call at the "Community Mental Health Clinic" about a 8 year old who is out of control.....ha ha.. I think, this won't be hard.....I get there and the clinic worker says "It's only you? You are gonna need help with this one", I FUCKING HATE THAT, why don't you just say, you're a girl you can't handle this......I get in there and this kid is having a meltdown, screaming, grunting and....................being held down on the floor face down by his arms and legs, I try to talk to him, he just grunts.....he's mad as hell.....anyway....I handcuffed an 8 year old.....with the magic power those bracelets have, he calms the fuck down. I still don't know what he was mad at, but if he's that mad at 8, can't imagine what he's gonna turn out to be.

What is the deal with Dancing with the Stars show? I find it completely boring and stupid. People watching at the mall and airport is much more fun......but nothing tops Judge Judy....will someone get me a Judge Judy autograph??? LOL

Still haven't had time to get a countdown clock, but I will.

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SUCK, BITCH!!!

The assholes were out in force today!!!

On this date, in 1988....my grandfather died. Grandpa, you were the best. I still miss you, but glad you aren't around to see what a mess your wife became.

My dear friend TRACY changed her song on their myspace page. Thank you so much!!! Much better on the ears!

OMFG! Today started out like shit, I mean shit. I'm rolling down the highway about 5:15 a.m...(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP) "SHOOTING WITH INJURIES AT......" I flip the lights and siren on and get up to uhhhh around 95 mph, traffic isn't bad, it's early. I'm on a road where there are two lanes in both directions.....other cars are moving until I get behind TWO other COP cars (blocking both lanes), just tootling down the fucking road and won't fucking move out of my fucking way!!!! (That call went over all channels, they had to have heard it) WTF you fucking retards....IF YOU ARE NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO GO THAT CALL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU ASSWIPES.....I never would have thought another cop wouldn't get out of my fucking way.

I get there guy is boogered up pretty good, followed the rescue truck to the hospital. Get there, mister man has been shot many times and....in....the....penis....not a fan of those, but owwwiieeeee!!! Doctors are working on him and I hear one of the nurses, "Gonna put a catheter in now".....Me, exit the room, not gonna be around for that......go all the way to the other side of the ER and hear mister man screaming......sorry about your luck, but I'm thinking "It'll make you feel better" LOL

Get done with that and some bitch and mean she was a bitch calls about some car driving around her neighborhood acting "suspicious". I come across town and it took about 9 fucking minutes....I get there...I see the car...I try to pull it over and it takes off like a bat out of hell...can't chase the fucking thing....rules, rules, rules...anyway I get to her house and she starts screaming at me that she called over an hour ago and no one came. I call her on her bullshit and tell her that I found the car, but wouldn't pull over, while I was trying to pull the car over the cunt calls 9-1-1 demanding to see the POLICE....and explain to her why I wasn't there an hour ago...you bitch, I explained to you that I was trying to pull the car over and the reason I couldn't chase it...and she said...."oh so now I have to worry about my safety in my own home" you bitch this world isn't about you. I said you wanna see the exact time you called, come to my car, I fucking show you....she didn't want to see it.....asshole..she lightens up a little, not alot and say "Would you like a bottle of water?" No, Stick that bottle of water up your ass!

Okay now that I have outta the way, I'm trying to figure out a way to put a countdown clock on my blog. I'm counting down to Vegas baby!!!

Tracy and Cathy, the weather is beautiful this time of year, you should really think about moving here!!! Then I can move to Jersey during hurricane season.....can u guys switch jobs every six months????

I'm gonna kick the garbage man's ass....why do you feel it necessary to throw the lids 100 feet from the curb and then the cans just as far away in the opposite direction and blocking the driveway? Maybe it's not them, it might be the neighborhood busybodies, forcing me to take them in....

Ellen is coming to Universal Studios....she's okay, but that bitch she is with is HOT!!!

Going to work for $$$ tomorrow at a road construction....great news....they have port-a-potties for me to use....

Have you seen that new Subway commerical where the couple is in the drive thru of some other fast food restuarant and the woman orders "Thunder thighs and badonkeybutt"...makes me laugh

Why must I work so much?

I have to work. I can't win the lottery, that's only for people with 6 kids, that live in some backward ass part of the United States.

I am working two (yes I said 2) extra days this month and will haul in around $700.00. Why you ask, must I work these 2 extra days???

I'm going to Vegas baby!

I was checking out TRACY and Cathy's myspace page....just have to say it looks good...but please change the music, I like Sara Evans and all, but man the twang is killing me. Please Tracy change the song!! Sorry I missed your call yesterday, I had my phone on vibrate!!! LOL..

I went to the eye doctor yesterday. No new news, I'm still blind as a friggin bat!

Sadie's birthday was Monday, she turned the big 4!!! We hung outside almost all day, she missed her nap sessions. Yesterday, she ate her present from Celia, Molly and Graham! Thanks again!

I go outside to go to work this morning at 5:05 a.m and my fucking car won't start, nothing but click, click, click, click....being the independant woman that I am, I jump started it. I slammed both the hoods as loud as I could to wake up the neighbors....that's great...I giggled all the way to work! But then again I thought, oh shit, what kind of friggin day is this going to be? It was a busy day. It sucked.

My skin is better, I finish my medicine on Saturday, just in time to go to the grocery store. I have eaten everything in sight!

I have been busy working on my Sergeant's presentation which will be April 4. I have so much to do with that, but hopefully....this.....the sixth time will be the charm.

So, I spent my entire day cleaning house. After this exhausting day, Catdog and I are relaxing drinking a beer.

My last day working (03/12/07) I encountered a woman who wanted to complain about her neighbor's "latin rap music" blaring next to her window.....at hmmmm 2:00 in the afternoon.....so I go to listen to her 63 year old, ugly, lonely, got nothing else to bitch about ass, other than her "latin rap music blaring neighbors"..... So I listen, I don't hear shit from the neighbors house and she wants me to "make them stop their latin rap music blaring"...I'm like it's a tuesday afternoon, I don't hear shit..WTF do you want me to do?

"Throw them in jail!!!" ah ha! I get it you pathetic, lonely, ugly, woman, who has nothing to do ...demand me to violate someone civil rights because you "feel violated" about "latin rap music"......anyway I left doing....umm...let me see......nothing...

But I do have to say this...YOU STUPID, LONELY, UGLY WOMAN, PICK A PLACE TO LIVE BASED ON YOUR WAY OF LIVING RATHER THAN CALLING THE COPS...I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT,////THE PARANORIA IS REAL....you deserve every single bit of bullshit your neighbors give you, YOU HAG!!!

Whew.....I feel better....

I have to work all weekend, but I'm sure I will post something during that time.

In honor of my sick friend

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I get a text message from my dear, dear friend in New Jersey who says that she was in the hospital this weekend and Did I care????? Of course I do!!

Well, it turns out my dear, dear friend has bronchitis and needed breathing treatments. She got em. I told her I would send a get well card. Well consider my blog my get well card......stop crying and well, Ashleigh Banfield did a press release on my dear, dear friend's illness. I knew that Banfield was a bitch.

GET WELL MY DEAR FRIEND TRACEY!!!! (Anna Nicole's drama was much more exciting)

More pictures

Well, as you can see I am going to further torture my good girls in New Jersey and Brevard County by posting more pictures. My goal is make them pin up internet models!!!! LOL

My dermatitis is doing well, but the medicine makes me want to eat everything in the house!!!

I'm off to watch the Nascar race. Not that I'm going far, only to the living room. Ta ta for now.

Umm, We are a little elderly for myspace

Well, since I am new at this I have had a request for more pictures. And my bitches in New Jersey have myspace. Their myspace page is pretty cool, my blog will be even cooler when I figure out all the crazy ass computer shit!!! So, since my mug is plastered all over their page, I am going to plaster their mugs all over mine.

More pictures to come!!!

A simple visit to the doctor

Well, the doctor told me that I have "Atopic Dermatitis", google it. You will find no where in the definition is the word "cootie"....so not another word. I then went to get prescriptions filled and much to my surprise the pharmacist tells me...."we don't have enough of your medicine.....we have to wait until the next TRUCKLOAD comes!!!! I almost fell out....so you know my condition is serious if my medicine comes by the TRUCKLOAD!!!

Come home for a little and get ready to leave when I find my friggin neighbor's dog.....out....again....I gotta get on the woman who owns this dog. I have put the girl in her yard 3 times in the past week. I keep you updated.

Then I was off to my second phase of the highly subjective (read: corruptive) promotional process. That went well, considering that I arrived at the last minute and didn't have to speak to anyone who I compete with career wise.

Now, the fun part. Took the mother out on the town......to the Home and Garden show. I never thought my Friday nights, in my mid-thirties would be hanging with my mom.

From there we went to visit the almost dead, but never dying grandmother who went into the hospital yesterday with pnuemonia or however the hell you spell it....she was sick (physically). Anyway, we make our way into her room and she tells us that "the doctor was in a foul mood, just like the rest of us" and then says she's having "problems with personnel"....uhhhh no grandma, they have problems with you.

Made it home and now Catdog is supervising the blog, while Sadie sleeps in the recliner.

Tomorrow is yard work day...got go take my medicine now.

Welcome to my blog!!!

Hi all!

I decided to start a blog...This is the Catdog and Sadie Show coming from the high crime area of Sanford, Florida!!! Where your neighbors steal the water from you and slash your tires for parking on the street!!! Stay tuned for the dirt on my high crime area!

All that know me will know why, to those that don't, you will find out. Sadie is the profile picture and this is Catdog.....yes, his name is Catdog.

I hope to keep up with this thing. Tommorrow I have a #$%^&*shudder$%^&U*I doctor's appointment. In the afternoon is the second phase of a promotional process. Can't wait to vent on that!!!