Ha hahahaha..My girl Celia has told me I need to lighten up my blog...I'm bitching too much...hahahhahhahhah bwwhahahah therefore..I added animal pictures to lighten up the blog.

My windshield is getting fixed tomorrow..i gotta go to Orlando myself for the asses to fix it under my supervision (no bitching there, just saying)

Vegas is only 155 days away, i am so EXCITED

CELIA'S CINCO DE MAYO BIRTHDAY PARTY IS: DUH...MAY 5, 2007 AT MOM'S HOUSE!!

So sorry the bitches from Jersey can't make it (they have to stay out of Atlantic City AND save their money for VEGAS), but 26 years old isn't a milestone, she'll have to wait...LOL

Celia won't answer her nextel right now, so, my question is what DVD are you talking about? The porn you let me borrow?

Talked with Tracy and Cathy last night and CATHY...so not the decision maker in the family says NEXT YEAR, coming to Florida to invade the beach condo...that's awesome....but even though vegas is insight....I will have to plan a January trip to Jersey..love those freezing ass winters you guys have.....plus the disappearing pussies you have....LOVE YA TIPPER AND PEANUT...only seen ya a few times, but oh well, who doesn't like pussies? LOL

I called to activate a credit card today that I swore I would never use again...but I wanted to work the bitch. I'm planning on using one card for the Vegas trip and want the lowest interest rate....this, sweet, young, (she wanted me) girl works out a 3.9% interest rate for me and tells me to call back before the trip to get a 1.9% interest rate on anything I do during the trip...I tell her thanks, she tells me that my current interest rate is, I almost shit my pants...17.99% because I haven't used the card in years...WTF...LESSON LEARNED.....CANCEL YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARDS IF YOU DON'T USE THEM!!!!

Here is the link to the condo for the week of Labor Day 2008....http://www.seagullbeachclub.com/

Today was a I ain't doing shit day, woke up, did my motherly duties...and went back to sleep and got up at noon.....went on the internet and surfed all day :)

I have a picture of me after I ACCIDENTLY discharged my Taser yesterday, I will post it tomorrow.

TTFN