Pussy Pictures!!!!

I really don't know where to start...Catdog is half the man he used to be....I call it a Catdog Extreme Makeover!!!!

Much thanks to Celia for spending so much time cutting the pussy!

I went shopping today, got some real margarita glasses!!! Went to Party City and got some cool stuff for the party this weekend...it's gonna be cool,,,

The second pinata arrived today...along with the stick to hit it with....weapons I like weapons...LOL...

Celia makes up shit when she comes and visits....she said I talk in my sleep...I say bullshit...I have never talked in my sleep....please don't spread rumors...(and don't talk to me in my sleep...it wakes me up) LOL

WHERE'S THE D--O-G!!!! WHERE'S THE D-O-G????

131 Days left...oh my....I can't wait to tear up Las VegAS!!!

Quick post

I'm tired....pussy was shaved.....will post pictures tomorrow. Is it really only 132 days until Vegas???

6 days to Birthday/Cinco De Party...mmmmm I wonder what kind of drama will come out of that..

Miss all of you guys...

No donuts...that sucks

I'm so tired

My drive to afford Las Vegas is kicking my ass right now! For the monthly totals, I have worked 56 hours of overtime for April! My dog is beginning not to recognize me and I am forgetting her name! During most of those times, I am thinking about Vegas and how much this work is worth it....

I haven't taken any pictures this week....been too busy...tomorrow my dear friend Celia is coming over to.....shave....the.....pussy...you dirty minded bitches...she is going to give Catdog a haircut...it usually takes me a week. You know what he looks like without a shave, but tomorrow should be interesting...will get the pictures up when she is finished! (Might take a month!)

Molly is getting a haircut too! But she is too easy...cute little biting bitch!

It is AFRICA HOT here right now...it's only April and sweaty thighs in polyester is not a good thing! There is something very wrong when your underwear is soaked and it's not from pee! If it wasn't from sweat or pee....you shouldn't have underwear on :) Gross, gross, gross...when I feel the sweat running down my legs (with my polyester pants not soaking it up) into my socks....it 100% sucks.

I was watching my favorite show tonight JUDGE JUDY and she said something that made me bust outloud laughing......she is dealing with this Brooklyn kid and he won't shut up so she throws him out.....she's yelling..."I got better things to do (tapping her watch) I gotta get home...Judge Judy is on!" I saved that episode...that was great....tell me it about Judge Judy...but I got TIVO.....

Big party coming up next weekend...should be interesting....my alcoholic aunt is in town and things aren't peachy with mom. Will tell the story later...

I'm going to bed...be good...I miss you all!

Duck nest became a crime scene!

Came home last night and the duck nest had been invaded. If you click on the pictures, it enlarges the image.

The duck is gone, there were three eggs left in the nest and I counted 4 broken and empty shells. There is one that is outside the nest that is broken but not eaten. I don't know if someone or something got to it, probably a raccoon or possum. So I will not be having any baby ducks. That sucks!

Woke up this morning and it appears that I'm getting a cold. Sneezing, runny nose and my sinuses are about to explode.

Tomorrow is Celia's Birthday....you will half way to 52!

I'm going to take some cold medicine and go to sleep. Hope you all have a good weekend!

Duck...gonna have more ducks!

Here is my nesting duck. Great, I got another mouth to feed around here!! I'll keep you up to date on Mama Duck.

Update on the Grandma drama, my mom went and saw her yesterday, she is only drinking water, no eating or medications, but her vitals are okay. She was able to hold a conversation for 10 minutes and she goes into la la land. She said she was going on a cruise out of Tampa and was pissed off that the schedule had changed......?????..oooookkkkkkaaaayyyyy.

The Virgina Tech shootings are so sad. What is wrong with people? I seriously think that things will only get worse. You send your kids to college so that they can take care of their parents when they get older and have a happy life, I feel so bad for those parents.

In response to those comments on my previous posts:

Celia was lucky, I went to the monthly grocery visit just a few days before and I was off that medicine that made me eat everything. LOL As far as cooking goes, it's not worth it for one person, but worth it for her (I didn't eat). Did I mention that Celia cleaned the kitchen?? Only because it was a wreck, so she worked for her food! LOL Dessert????? She was offered a Drumstick ice cream cone, but declined......don't go there Tracy and Cathy......

I work the next three days and I will be off this weekend. Celia will be at her sister's house to celebrate her 26 years!!!! Sadie is older than her....LOL

You like my duck?.....you kinky headed honkys!!!!!

The picture doesn't lie!!!

HAHAHAHA where do I start? Please note the day and time on my cell phone in the picture!! Love you girls!!!!

I got a call from my mom last night. Grandma is on hospice, she is not doing well, not eating, refusing medication and the such, so the end may be near. She is worried about all the other stuff going on, like the drama with her sister after everything happens. The sister, if you don't know is a loser with a capital L. My grandfather had a large collection of guns, antique guns when he died, they all went to her......she pawned them....FUCKING PAWNED antique guns....and never got them out of pawn or the value that they were worth. LOSER My mom said she is trying to add her two cents in about grandmas healthcare.....she hasn't given a rat's ass in 3 years now you wanna say something? My mom is pretty bent out of shape, I told her not to worry about it, cut her a check (just like the pawn shop), make her sign a contract (just like the pawn shop) that she ain't get shit after this check.

I have to work all weekend, still haven't got paid from that construction company that I worked for 3 weeks ago. Now that sucks! I'm gonna burn up some phones tomorrow.

Our luck would have it, the opening Sunday of NFL football is the day Tracy, Cathy and I are going to Vegas. Tampa plays Seattle at 4:15, my plane leaves at 7:30, I won't get to watch all of the game:(.....on the other hand, those New Jersey bitches and their skank Eagles have a 1:00 game and will get to see their whole game....what a crock....Go Bucs, Eagles suck!

I was going to do yardwork today, but said screw it...Over the weekend I will post a picture of my front yard and my weeds.....LOL, won't be doing any yardwork this weekend...LOL

I hope you all have a great weekend!!!

TTFN

Don't eat pepperjack cheese and habanero doritos

I have to tell you, didn't get a chance to eat lunch today at work and stopped at the 7-11. I don't like their sandwiches, so I get a slab of pepperjack cheese, habanero doritos and a diet coke. I know it's bad, but I was hungry. I'm eating and then I felt like my stomach was going to explode....holy cow....sheesh...holy cow....do not eat these items in the same sitting. Gonna pay for that little bit of dietary decision.

Soooo, Tracy and Cathy had an uneventful Easter dinner....hahahhahahh....at least you got dinner, I had a whopper yesterday..hey....you know better now, that's what life if all about, don't go to relatives houses with so many kids running around like maniacs....that's why you don't have them.....stay with the birthday parties they are much easier to leave quickly without being rude...just saying....I told you bitches to call in sick. Poor Judy...she needs to be part of our compound.

How come no one has gotten me a Judge Judy autograph????

Sadie got a bath last night, her fur went from dingy gray to white...waited a little too long for that bath.

My most annoying part of the day (not bitching, just saying)...cell phone companies that can't deliver a text message on time.....are they crazy or retarded? Sorry Trace, I had no idea, just thought I would wake you up too.....but of course your shit was off. Lucky girl.

Poor Molly was an orphan this weekend, Celia has been a hard working woman. I'm going to steal her, at least on the weekends she is on call.